they wear their mother’s sunglasses and a vest (that used to be on a teddy bear) to school.
"This is your 2nd mom."
— Pre-K Grandpa introducing me to one of my new students
"I keep my phone in a place no girls would want to look."
One of my 5th graders.
Oi vey. Also, I didn’t have a cell phone until I was 18 and could pay for it myself.